before people get to know me: Oh my god you’re so shy…and quiet…it’s adorable
after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
(Source: i-aint-bovvered)
That awkward moment when
you see twins fighting and one of them calls the other ugly.
(Source: whattadeuce, via laughingisbetter)
When you come up with a good ass comeback
And you’re like:
And the bitch is like:
(Source: funniest-out, via laughingisbetter)
